Monday, 8 June 2009

BIRTHDAY IS HERE AFTER MORE THAN HALF A CENTURY

The celebration trials continues........Part TWO

This was done at a small coastal town in Port Dickson Seremban on May 31st. Suppose to be a bi-annual family gathering and ended up with the Birthday celebration.

Enjoy the picz here....








End of Part TWO......Stay tuned for the concluding

With this I register herewith a vote of MANY THANKS to Betty...Molly... Nancy..James..Susan..Azizah (absent) ...Andy (absent)...Johnson and Jun aka Yang Kok and finally special THANK YOU with LOTS of HUGS to Caryn..Deryck..Daryn..n Denyse (absent).

THANK YOU....TERIMA KASIH....XIE XIE






BIRTHDAY IS HERE AFTER MORE THAN HALF A CENTURY

This year according to the Lunar Calendar the fifth month will have a leap month. That means the fifth month will be repeated. And this is very significant for those who are born on this leap month where the Gregorian Calendar date coincides exactly with the Lunar Calendar date.

Pics of the first celebration on the first fifth month of the Lunar calendar on May 28 2009.
Lets join in the celebration.






END OF PART ONE.........to be continued

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

www.bing.com

Microsoft's new search engine to match rival Google
It's quite scenic, not sure how good the search is...

Monday, 1 June 2009

Don't mess with Chinese

A lawyer and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he could tricked him easily. So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun game.

The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely decline. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Chinese's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question, 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the internet. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and hands him $500. The Chinese take the $500, and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts, not knowing the answer. He wakes the Chinese up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?' The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.


Moral of the Story:
Don't mess with Chinese..

Saturday, 16 May 2009

If I had 1 Million...

Thursday, 7 May 2009

Dilbert's One-Liners

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
7. Born free, taxed to death.
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
25. Someday is not a day of the week
26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.
29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone else.


For information purposes, this is Dilbert:

Sunday, 3 May 2009

New LOOK!!

Decided to go through a RE-VAMP!!

Hope all's happy with the new Look.

Comments are most welcome...